No matter how long and hard I try, I still can’t make a good sex joke.Tumblr (3.0; @telamachus)http://telamachus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlpmiODiD1qiz0hvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/18833225013http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/18833225013Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:27:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0aat1rxIi1r9v4fyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/18833129799http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/18833129799Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:25:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz616toidd1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/17604462625http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/17604462625Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:28:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmzg0lfg1r3cwazo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmzg0lfg1r3cwazo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmzg0lfg1r3cwazo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmzg0lfg1r3cwazo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16748098878http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16748098878Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:31:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyr6xvOVl1r17150o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyr6xvOVl1r17150o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393609638http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393609638Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:40:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2zlyhHFB1r78hqvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393569617http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393569617Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:39:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmvdxbY8Q1qebvr9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393561363http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/16393561363Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:39:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxugdrvxPE1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15925576138http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15925576138Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:19:27 -0500<p>It sneaked up on me. I wasn&#8217;t prepared. But I handled it. We handled it. Now I&#8217;m in a better place then I was, and I hardly even realize it happened.</p>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15668652697http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15668652697Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:01:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxluquBxZm1qb6ikpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxluquBxZm1qb6ikpo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxluquBxZm1qb6ikpo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxluquBxZm1qb6ikpo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15668616718http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15668616718Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:00:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknevfJ20c1qbbqf3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15606058692http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15606058692Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:41:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxfoqidftU1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15516976628http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15516976628Sun, 08 Jan 2012 12:56:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6xo7HI541qzz7guo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15343584568http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/15343584568Thu, 05 Jan 2012 08:03:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlwyaYxM01qaezqco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/13739230272http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/13739230272Sun, 04 Dec 2011 14:25:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6nbyG1jc1qcvvvlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/13574124971http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/13574124971Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:07:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbsgalcl11qbwcmwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11975426736http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11975426736Wed, 26 Oct 2011 22:04:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4xbtZcCj1qgtmnto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11848164477http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11848164477Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:09:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmuuzecGpR1qdpvjdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11848111793http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11848111793Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:08:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhjj8j9TI1qi3h06o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11523228448http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11523228448Sun, 16 Oct 2011 10:06:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrttqit01G1qfjjglo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote> <h1><strong>Parkour win</strong></h1> </blockquote></p>http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11523184087http://telamachus.tumblr.com/post/11523184087Sun, 16 Oct 2011 10:04:25 -0400